You’ll have to forgive us for being MIA for the past few weeks. We could make excuses, but why bore you with that nonsense.
Instead, we’ll do the one thing we do best - provide spank bank material for lady boners (and regular boners).

You’ll have to forgive us for being MIA for the past few weeks. We could make excuses, but why bore you with that nonsense.

Instead, we’ll do the one thing we do best - provide spank bank material for lady boners (and regular boners).

I spent most of the morning trying to determine if this blog was above posting full frontal nudes.
We aren’t. But that doesn’t mean we will actually post the Alexander Skarsgard gem from last nights True Blood. Mostly because it would spoil things for some people who have yet to watch (cough cough EyeFondler cough cough).
You can google it though. Or email me and I can send it to you in various resolutions.

I spent most of the morning trying to determine if this blog was above posting full frontal nudes.

We aren’t. But that doesn’t mean we will actually post the Alexander Skarsgard gem from last nights True Blood. Mostly because it would spoil things for some people who have yet to watch (cough cough EyeFondler cough cough).

You can google it though. Or email me and I can send it to you in various resolutions.

At one point in time… my mother asked me if I was a lesbian. My parents are super cool, totally open and understanding, and if I were a lesbian - I would have absolutely no doubt that I would have their full love and support.
I told my mom that no, I was not a lesbian. That if I did like the same sex, I would clearly have to be a gay man. Word.

At one point in time… my mother asked me if I was a lesbian. My parents are super cool, totally open and understanding, and if I were a lesbian - I would have absolutely no doubt that I would have their full love and support.

I told my mom that no, I was not a lesbian. That if I did like the same sex, I would clearly have to be a gay man. Word.

Tags: Matt Bomer

Happy Friday!!

Sending much love from NYC to EyeFondler as she settles in to some place called Chicago.

Happy Friday!!

Sending much love from NYC to EyeFondler as she settles in to some place called Chicago.

Tags: matt bomer

I am sure all of you have seen this by now, but why the hell wouldn’t you want to watch again? Too bad you can’t slo mo YouTube, because the things that Bateman does to the banjo need to be savored.

I am slightly embarassed with what I am about to admit. I watched The Vineyard. I am a 33 year old professional woman with a fairly active social life who watched The Vineyard and didn’t even attempt to change the channel. I don’t know if it’s a “reality” show. I don’t know if it’s scripted. I really don’t know. All I know is that I watched it and didn’t hate it… Why? you may ask.
Meet Luis. I don’t know how old Luis is (old enough that I wouldn’t go to jail… that’s all I know). I don’t know what Luis does. I just know that Luis is hot. Luis is also NOT dumb unlike 90% of the rest of the cast. And for that, I will add the Vineyard to my DVR list. Thanks ABC Family.

I am slightly embarassed with what I am about to admit. I watched The Vineyard. I am a 33 year old professional woman with a fairly active social life who watched The Vineyard and didn’t even attempt to change the channel. I don’t know if it’s a “reality” show. I don’t know if it’s scripted. I really don’t know. All I know is that I watched it and didn’t hate it… Why? you may ask.

Meet Luis. I don’t know how old Luis is (old enough that I wouldn’t go to jail… that’s all I know). I don’t know what Luis does. I just know that Luis is hot. Luis is also NOT dumb unlike 90% of the rest of the cast. And for that, I will add the Vineyard to my DVR list. Thanks ABC Family.

Vampire James - I hope you don’t die.

Vampire James - I hope you don’t die.

Tags: Luke Grimes

Yup. That’ll do.

(Source: peachiex, via fortheloveofericnorthman)

I kinda feel every scene involving Ryan Kwanten or Alexander Skarsgard was in honor of my birthday. Thank you True Blood for the most delicious birthday ever.

I kinda feel every scene involving Ryan Kwanten or Alexander Skarsgard was in honor of my birthday. Thank you True Blood for the most delicious birthday ever.

There has been a flurry of excitement all over social media today regarding the opinion released by the Supreme Court - essentially deeming DOMA unconstitutional. To commemorate this event - I thought I’d do something out of the ordinary for HYIW… post pictures of real people…..

Meet Travis and Mark. Travis and Mark fell in love while in undergrad, supported each other while one attended medical school and the other law school, and had a commitment ceremony back in 2011. You can feel their love for each other just by being in their presence. And now I share their love with you. I am overjoyed at what happened today, and that despite the haters that are out there - the government has recognized that what they have is real.

Love you Mark and Travis!

Photograph - copyright belongs to Chris Hensel.

 
"The class to which DOMA directs its restrictions and restraints are those persons who are joined in same-sex marriages made lawful by the State. DOMA singles out a class of persons deemed by a State entitled to recognition and protection to enhance their own liberty. It imposes a disability on the class by refusing to acknowledge a status the State finds to be dignified and proper. DOMA instructs… all federal officials, and indeed all persons with whom same-sex couples interact, including their own children, that their marriage is less worthy than the marriages of others. The federal statute is invalid, for no legitimate purpose overcomes the purpose and effect to disparage and to injure those whom the State, by its marriage laws, sought to protect in personhood and dignity. By seeking to displace this protection and treating those persons as living in marriages less respected than others, the federal statute is in violation of the Fifth Amendment.”

There has been a flurry of excitement all over social media today regarding the opinion released by the Supreme Court - essentially deeming DOMA unconstitutional. To commemorate this event - I thought I’d do something out of the ordinary for HYIW… post pictures of real people…..

Meet Travis and Mark. Travis and Mark fell in love while in undergrad, supported each other while one attended medical school and the other law school, and had a commitment ceremony back in 2011. You can feel their love for each other just by being in their presence. And now I share their love with you. I am overjoyed at what happened today, and that despite the haters that are out there - the government has recognized that what they have is real.

Love you Mark and Travis!

Photograph - copyright belongs to Chris Hensel.

 

"The class to which DOMA directs its restrictions and restraints are those persons who are joined in same-sex marriages made lawful by the State. DOMA singles out a class of persons deemed by a State entitled to recognition and protection to enhance their own liberty. It imposes a disability on the class by refusing to acknowledge a status the State finds to be dignified and proper. DOMA instructs all federal officials, and indeed all persons with whom same-sex couples interact, including their own children, that their marriage is less worthy than the marriages of others. The federal statute is invalid, for no legitimate purpose overcomes the purpose and effect to disparage and to injure those whom the State, by its marriage laws, sought to protect in personhood and dignity. By seeking to displace this protection and treating those persons as living in marriages less respected than others, the federal statute is in violation of the Fifth Amendment.”

So you should definitely watch “Top of the Lake”.  I’m only 2 episodes in, but here’s to hoping this guy is just a regular criminal and not a kid rapist.  

So you should definitely watch “Top of the Lake”.  I’m only 2 episodes in, but here’s to hoping this guy is just a regular criminal and not a kid rapist.  

Tags: jay ryan

This is for EyeFondler. Dare you not to look there first.

This is for EyeFondler. Dare you not to look there first.

I’m suddenly craving salad.

I’m suddenly craving salad.

Alex Minsky. Former Marine. Model. Warrior.

His back story is beautiful. Lost a leg in Afghanistan. Came back home. Sobered up. Hit the gym. And the tattoo shop. Lovely.

Alex Minsky. Former Marine. Model. Warrior.

His back story is beautiful. Lost a leg in Afghanistan. Came back home. Sobered up. Hit the gym. And the tattoo shop. Lovely.

Tags: alex minsky

Cavill. Shirtless. With kettle bells. That’s all you need to know. And occaisionally he talks… which just makes it better.